girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
that is very illegal...i love you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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