i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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