She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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