do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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