I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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