I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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