Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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