how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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