just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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