I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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