what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So many bounce houses so little time
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
