Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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