He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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