Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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