he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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