lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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