garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm really into asian looking animals
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need a beard to bite.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
