he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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