whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I think i got beer on your cat.
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