I think i peed on brittanys purse
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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