when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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