Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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