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(443): View more from Maryland

her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(817): View more from Texas

Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.

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(443): View more from Maryland

God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom

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(407): View more from Florida

It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.

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