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(732): View more from New Jersey

i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.

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(254): View more from Texas

You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"

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(317): View more from Indiana

How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(716): View more from New York

He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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(516): View more from New York

just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?

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