New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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