He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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