We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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