...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
