RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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