She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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