so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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