Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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