Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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