spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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