She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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