Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
why is half of my head shaved?
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