no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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