Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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