yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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