im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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