I don't think brook has ever known best
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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