I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Randomize
