i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
