uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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