when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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