You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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