It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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