still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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