So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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