Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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