Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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