Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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