it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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