Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
