I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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