he wants to bone in the snuggie
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
