Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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