I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize